Detective Fiddlement Mini-Series

The full Unhyperlinked Detective Fiddlement Mini-Series

Includes the Detective Fiddlement vs Corrupt Fiddlemint story only on this page.

Contestants
Toe Jammer

Moomoot

Ghazt

Deedge

G' Joob

Tweedle

Periscorp

Floogull

Entbrat

Gob

Detectives
Gobbleygourd

Fiddlement

Kayna

Stogg

Ziggurab

The Fiddtectives
Rusty

Slimament

Ninjament

Angelment

Ghostment

Spikement

Vikingment

Skelamint

Corrupt Fiddlement

Octamint

Hosts
Yelmut

Cybop

Tiawa

Detective Fiddlement vs Rusty Fiddlement
Fiddlement knew that he had to find the cure for the Crazy-Daizy Virus. In that way, Epic Tweedle's cursed body would be turned more like a typical Tweedle, at least a Rare Tweedle. Pluckbill was another victim who was turned into a maniac, but because he didn't transform doesn't mean he is any less dangerous. Pluckbill had infected Kayna and turned her into this winged form.

Stogg had thrown a potion that managed to cure her, apparently called "Crafter's Logic". The potion was oddly white, but if it worked, that's what mattered. Even as a skilled detective, he didn't know.

"So, let's go" said Periscorp. "Where do we head?"

Suddenly, a giant ship smashed into Periscorp and crushed him.

"Moo Moooooo Moo Moooo Moo Moooooooo!" mooed Moomoot.

"We can do that if it's necessary" said a wicked voice from inside the ship.

A menacingly damaged Fiddlement came out. He was so damaged, that the Fiddlement's light was twitching, and its movement was all jittery.

"Who are you?" asked Fiddlement.

"I am Rusty Fiddlement, and we are here for you to join our service." Said the old Fiddlement. "We are the Fiddtectives"

"Cool" said Stogg.

"But first," said Rusty Fiddlement, "We need to make a few adjustments"

A giant claw grabbed the Typical Citizens and put them in the box. Then, it crushed Periscorp even harder.

"Now he's completely dead" said Rusty Fiddlement. "Now, meet the rest of the gang"

There were other Fiddlements in the ship, including Angel Fiddlement, Ghost Fiddlement, Ninjament, and of course, Rusty Fiddlement himself.

"We need you to help us with our mission" said Rusty Fiddlement.

"We have one too! Cure Epic Tweedle and Pluckbill!"

"We already have gallons of the cure." said Rusted Fiddlement. "But first, do us a favor"

"But what about them?" asked Gobbleygourd.

"Ignore em'" said the old Fiddlement.

There was more and more evidence that Rusty was evil.

"From my evidence," said Detective Fiddlement "You are evil"

Rusty gave a cruel and vicious smile to the Detectives.

"I'm not." said Rusty. "I sent your hosts, Cybop, Tiawa, and Yelmut to keep you occupied while I was working on my plan. But they failed. Stuck in a cage, that's what they get. I didn't know that they were evil. So my plan had to chang-"

"How did you know that they're in a cage?" said Fiddlement.

"I saw it. All of it." said Rusty. "I know everything."

Detective Fiddlement vs The Fiddtectives
Fiddlement smashed through his cage, causing the security buzzers to activate. The first to respond was Ghost Fiddlement. He torpedoed to the detective and held him to the ground.

"help!" yelled Fiddlement, and Stogg heard his cry for help and leapt onto Ghost Fiddlement and threw him down a deep hole in the ship.

"So, wha-" Stogg was cut short by Angel Fiddlement, Slimament, and Ninjament.

Ninjament silently began to strangle Stogg, but by kicking him, Stogg escaped to safety. Fiddlement grabbed Ninjament and hurled him down the hole as well, but when that happened, Gobbleygourd, Kayna, and Ziggurab came as well. Gobbleygourd splattered Angel Fiddlement with his Pumpkins, Ziggurab used his handy claws to tie him up, and Kayna threw him down the hole.

"Where's Slimament?" said Stogg. He was right-the slimy Fiddlement disappeared.

Slimament returned with Vikingment and Spikament with him.

"How many Fiddlement work with that broken lamp?" yelled Stogg.

"um. I dunno" responded Ziggurab.

Just as the brave crab finished those words, Octament and Monstrasiment came down a rope and all 5 Fiddlements cornered the heroes.

Slimament splattered the detectives with slime, With the other Fiddlements attacking them with brute force. Suddenly, Kayna became furious and used her lava beam which pushed Spikament into the hole. Exhausted, she became unconscious.

"Now you're defeated!" said a familiar voice. It was the gruff voice of Rusty himself.

Ziggurab splattered the slime sticking the detectives to the evil-ments and together, they attacked them. Even with his huge weight, Monstrasiment fell first. Vikingment fell next, his cool helmet unable to save him. Octament, unable to pull a 8-armed trick, fell after him, and finally the disgusting Slimament joined the other Fiddlements.

"It's not the end..." barked out Rusty, "Because..."

Out of Rusty's grand throne, Skelemint and the dreadful Corrupt Fiddlement came out.

"Not you again!" said Fiddlement under his breath.

Skelemint threw a bonerang at the heroes, but luckily they ducked just in time to dodge it.

"It's coming back!" yelled Kayna, and this time they jumped over the bonerang.

Ziggurab quickly rushed to the skeletal lightbulb and threw him down the hole. For a rookie, he was very good.

"Now just to bring you two down..." said Fiddlement

"Think that again, you can't!" laughed Rusty with his roaring, echoing voice. "Can you handle... Corrupt Fiddlement zilla?"

Suddenly, Corrupt Fiddlement shifted in size so large that the roof of the already-huge building cracked with a hole, giant pieces of the roof falling onto the heroes.

One of the behemoth stones crushed Stogg! Fiddlement quickly flew over and realized Stogg was fine... but in a unconscious state. Fiddlement now realized this monster must be stopped, but something nostalgic was squirming onto the top of Fiddlement's mind...

Detective Fiddlement vs Corrupted Fiddlement
Their own plan was failing. It was definitely the end for them. There was no hope... only darkness laid ahead.

Well, since Fiddlements could fly, all the ones thrown down the holes flew out of the holes and cornered them once again. Stogg was in a deep sleep... may he sleep well. Fiddlement, his mentor, was also falling into a sleep. He couldn't find out why they were sleeping in the middle of a fight. Soon, only himself and the others were standing.

Gobbleygourd was having trouble fighting off the Evilments. All he trained for was to act stealthily, but he didn't do any fighting training, so all he could do was hopelessly toss gourds at the Fiddtectives.

Kayna wasn't sure either. Their temporary captain was too inexperienced to lead them for long. She knew their fates; she already knew Rusty would take over the world.

The others were well asleep; they didn't have a clue of the events.

Between these five minds, there was something in common: Hopelessness.

Ziggurab knew his mission. Even in this situation, he had to keep on trying. Rusty thought all of them were asleep, so when he went to another room, he snuck out and searched the ship. And there it was; the cage with everyone else. To his relief, Periscorp was also well, but he didn't have the key.

"There!" shouted Gob, pointing to a golden shape.

Ziggurab grabbed it and unlocked it, freeing them. Periscorp was about to charge into the throne room until he halted him and told everyone to sneak.

In the massive room with the broken roof, everyone was asleep, except for one. That one was the shadowy clone of lead detective Fiddlement; he had to dispatch him. The other Evilments were helping Rusty with some sort of task. Then, he saw them.

"Who dares to free them?" questioned Corrupt, "No one, except fools who dare to face me!"

Corrupt Fiddlement shot a huge shadowy beam at us, and they all dodged it.

"Let me get your sleeping friend!"

Ziggurab quickly woke up my comrades, and they quickly responded by dodging another beam.

"Stop!" said Fiddlement. "There is a path of light; you just need to head that way!"

"So, you're asking me to betray my mas-"

Stogg quickly reached in for a gallon of milk, and spilled it all over the kaiju-sized beat.

"Noooooo!" he yelled as he shrunk and turned into a typical Fiddlement. He quickly glided past them and was never seen again.

"The others" Ziggurab whispered.

There they were, with Rusty besides them.

"Well well well" said the rusting Fiddlement. "Who is here today?"

"Stop with your evil plans!" yelled Gobbleygourd.

"I don't listen to turkeys" said Rusty, "You stop fiddling with my plans"

Ziggurab knew this wasn't the only possible solution; he just knew it.

He quickly grabbed gallons of milk and splashed it all over the Evilments.

"You will nev'r ev'r stop y' planz...." he creaked with his now very creaky voice.

And then, he exploded into a heap of burnt metal, with his bodyguard Fiddtectives turned into other Fiddlements.

With the problem with rusty resolved, they were still heading towards Epic Tweedle and Pluckbill. With a persevering mind, maybe anything was possible.

Epilogue

In the prison cell, Yelmut was still waiting. That Fiddlement was both very weak and very bothersome; he just delayed his own plans.

"There is a way to work around this..." he said in a low voice.

Detective Fiddlement vs YellZilla
Prologue

''He was still in hiding. Then he heard the loud "bang" that signaled something. The creaky old one was gone. That was how it should have always been; there can only be a sole villain in town, and that was him. But now with Rusty gone, his plan was accelerating. Those ones... the ones who imprisoned him... still walking into his trap... this should work,''

Detective Fiddlement vs YellZilla

With Rusty and the Hosts gone, their only mission left was curing the infected. But because they had to use some on Rusty's guards, their supplies were running low. Stogg showed them how the cure can also be used as a drink, but besides that they didn't have food.

Stogg was walking with his friends into the jungle. There were a couple eerie things in there, as he never visited the jungle. It was cold and wet; it seemed Fiddlement enjoyed that, presumably because he was a cold element; Stogg was not. Maybe he enjoyed the heat better because he was a fire element; but Fiddlement was also a fire element; ugh, so confusing.

They heard a loud rumble. Stogg recently experienced way more scary things. He fought Rusty's bodyguards, escaped Tiawa's net trap, caught Bona-Dathief, he even encountered a crazy winged Kayna. But this... he didn't know.

Then, they heard twigs snapping that was not them. A powerful gust blew them away, and when Stogg tried to get up, he was stuck in a tar pit.

"Help!" he shouted. Ziggurab, Gob, Ghazt and tweedle each grabbed one of his legs and pulled him out.

"Whew," he said, "But what was that?"

Then, a huge shape loomed in front of them. It was Yelmut, but larger.

"But... how... but... when..." said Gobbleygourd in a rattily voice.

The Yelmut did not respond and just roared, but it wasn't a simple roar; they could feel the powerful gust caused by it, and on a closer inspection Stogg also smelled Yelmut's rotting breath.

And then, Stogg realized something. This wasn't Yelmut. This was his beast. A ear-splitting drill sound was heard, Stogg wondered about that. But something else was coming. Something even bigger.

Epilogue

''Step 1 complete. Step 2 complete. Now for Step 3.''

''This is it; they are finally gone. I've succeeded. I've won. Now they've must fall under my control. Those ones, in front of me. They can't survive MechaYellZilla, can't they?''

Detective Fiddlement vs Yelmut
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The giant mechanical yelmut breathed out brilliant rainbow flares at the Detectives that were watching. Due to their past experiences with flares (and having the fire element) they were just fine.

"If that wasn't enough..." breathed out Yelmut, and smashed the monsters with the giant robot foot. Luckily, due to Gobbleygourd's awfully fast reaction, everyone was saved as the cheerful turkey had pushed away all of them.

When the metal yelmut was lifting his foot again, Gobbleygourd threw all of his gourds at the mech's visor, blinding the evil scientist.

"If you continue this, I can't beat you in this duel!" shouted Yelmut, "You know there are turns in the Collosingum!"

Gobbleygourd ignored this. This wasn't a friendly fight. This was a duel for the hopes of the Monster Realm.

"I don't have any more gourds!" said Gobbleygourd "I will leave it up to you"

With all of their voices together, the monsters sung and the blasting cacophony of the sound shattered the smeered visor of the MechaYelmut.

"That won't help" said the wicked, squishy builder. "I have more"

Suddenly, the robotic giant controlled by Yelmut shot out a Hyper-Sound ray at the heroes. All the detectives besides Gobbleygourd were knocked out.

"We need to find a way so that not all of us will be defeated!" said Gobbleygourd.

Gobbleygourd found a sharp stick on the ground, and poked off the protecting panel and proceeded to damage the circuit board in the mech. By now, one of the robot's leg were broken.

Suddenly, while gobbleygourd was going to damage the other leg, MechaYelmut took a sharp turn and smashed Gobbleygourd with its enormous fist. Gobbleygourd was as asleep as well. Now it was in the hands of the citizens to save their world before the Mech lured them to sleep to.

Periscorp climbed up MechaYelmut's leg and smashed his body at it, completely destabilizing it. Moomoot sung a horribly annoying song distracting the mech while all the others destroyed parts of the mech. Soon, there was nothing but the head.

"Now you ready to give up" said periscorp.

"No, this isnt the last of my plans" shouted yelmut, and he gobbled him up and spit him out again, resulting in a drowzing Periscorp,

Suddenly, Yelmut's slimy body took in a shape similar to Periscorp.

Yelliscorp then escaped before any of them could catch him.

"For now, let's heal them back to health" said Frondley, gesturing at the sleeping monsters.. Everyone agreed to that plan. They would still need to find a way to beat Yelmut.

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